Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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