Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
You're wonderful. How are you always such a good friend?
50% genetics, 50% driven by a desire for people to drunkenly eat donuts at my funeral and then have fantastic cry-sex afterward.
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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