your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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