Moan for me like Helen Keller
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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