I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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