if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
Randomize
