someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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