I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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