2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
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