oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
My penis needs a shock collar
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
The dog destroyed my vibrator and swallowed several pieces. Vet gave us a laxative so now I’m checking lots of dog shit and having no orgasms. Plus the cute vet knows I don’t get enough dick, so that’s just great
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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