Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
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