I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
the liver wants what the liver wants
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
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