Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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