He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
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