but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
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