I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
I see more hoeing in ur future
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