why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
he puts the penis in happiness.
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
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