omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
Both the cop and the paramedic were hitting on me while I was on the ambulance. My boob fell out and they just about had full on erections right there. They Came back two hours later to sign my cast with their phone numbers. #stillhotwhilebleeding
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
I need water and some morals
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
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