He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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