did you get engaged???
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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