Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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