Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Floor bacon is actually really good
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
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