Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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