if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
Randomize
