just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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