it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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