Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
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