Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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