Say something about gay babies.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
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