Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
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