it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
accomplished twins. life is a go
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
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