he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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