Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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