fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I'm going to jail i love you
Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
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