i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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