How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
Randomize
