would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
They are going to name an STD after you.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
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