the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
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