he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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