I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
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