Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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