i celebrated the independence of our country by dry heaving tequila all morning. so classy. happy 4th.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
My bed is full of blood and feathers
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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