i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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