belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I wish I only lived at night.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
he just fucked me for my cheese.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
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