yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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