im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
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