Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Need sex. Gaining weight.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
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