Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
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