i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
whose parrot is this?
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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