Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
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