D3 body, D1 cock
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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