you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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