that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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