I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
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